A Taxi Passenger Touched The Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him a Question.
The Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Car, Nearly Hit a Bus, Went Up On The Footpath & Stopped Few Centimeters Far From a Shop Window. 4 a Second, Everything Went Quiet In The Cab. Then, The Driver Said: “Look Buddy! Don’t Ever Do That Again, u Scared Me. The Passenger Apologized And Said:”I Didn’t Realize That a Little Touch Would Scare You So Much…Driver Replied:”Sorry, It’s Not Really Your Fault. Today Is my 1st Day As a Cab Driver. I’ve Been Driving a Van Carrying Dead Bodies for the Last 25 Years, so i thought that dead body was touching me :p
Tilton Police Department
July 12
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, she asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told her.
“Well, then,” she said as she extended her foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”